the ridiculous thing is that i’m pretty smart but at the same time i manage to be the dumbest person alive
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my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
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i am three years behind in my math homework
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”where do you wanna go to dinner?”
”i don’t care”
”ok”
Those moments where you desperately want to say something but your mind just
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
theres a difference between shipping and being fucking insane
this applies to both tumblr and amazon.com
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